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Top 74 Coffee Quotes to Energize Your Day (COFFEE)

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44 Funny Coffee Quotes to Make Your Day

Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch
But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. - Henry Rollins
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? - Cassandra Clare
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A. Favors
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. - Clark Gable
I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - Sir James Mackintosh
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James Mackintosh
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. - Jerry Seinfeld
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.
Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.
The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea. - Jeremiah Say
The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea. – Jeremiah Say
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. - David Letterman
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte
To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee… coffee.
To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee… coffee.
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. - Jac Vanek
I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. – Jac Vanek
A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. - Nanea Hoffman
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. – Nanea Hoffman
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.
If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.
Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.
Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.
Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’
Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. - Rohan Marley
Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. – Rohan Marley
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot
What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee. - Anthony Trollope
What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee. – Anthony Trollope
“What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” - Cassandra Clare
“What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
Coffee – it’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! - Mike Ditka
Coffee – it’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! – Mike Ditka
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?
Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?

30 More Fun Coffee Quotes for Your Pleasure and Enjoyment

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. - Jesse Lane Adams
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jesse Lane Adams
I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. - Howard Schultz
I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. - Hugh Jackman
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. - Martha Quinn
I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn
Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. - Alexander King
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King
This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.
This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.
As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move...similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. - Honore de Balzac
As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. – Honore de Balzac
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. - Star Trek: Voyager
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager
Among the numerous luxuries of the table... coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. - Benjamin Franklin
Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. – Benjamin Franklin
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. - Isak Dinesen
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. – Isak Dinesen
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. - Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep. - Fran Drescher
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher
There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. - Rian Aditia
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
Coffee and love are best when they are hot. - German Proverb
Coffee and love are best when they are hot. – German Proverb
A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated.
Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated.
To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him. - Old Bourbon Proverb
To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him. – Old Bourbon Proverb
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. - Terri Guillemets
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets
My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.
My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!
People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Alfred Renyi
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something. - Josephine Baker
He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. - Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ - Jim Carrey
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ – Jim Carrey
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. – Anne Spencer

Conclusion

People love coffee not just of its taste but because coffee is a mood-altering drug that will give us a quick boost whenever we need it.

If you look closely at coffee addicts who are in need of their fix, you will notice an astonishing difference in the before-and-after they have their coffee.

This is the power of caffeine – a stimulant of the methylxanthine class that is commonly found in coffee and tea.

People rather not give up their cup of joe because caffeine withdrawal can cause them to be irritable, impatient and/or experience mild headaches.

Despite the highly addictive nature of stimulant caffeine, there are many wonderful health benefits of coffee.

Further reading:

Here are the most enjoyable, funny, and inspiring coffee quotes so you can indulge in your favorite beverage without guilt.

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Caffeine is the first thing that comes to mind when we mention coffee. However, there’s more to coffee than just caffeine.

The truth is, coffee contains antioxidants and other active substances that may prevent diseases. Coffee may also help in reducing internal inflammation that is notorious for causing problems to our bodies if left untreated for too long.

Enjoy your favorite beverage without guilt but consume it in moderation. Too much of a good thing can also be detrimental to our health.

If you are a coffee-lover, please share this post and spread the love.

Thanks for reading.

Sincerely,
Jeremiah Say

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