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58 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes Worth Remembering (DINOSAUR)

Top 10 Most Famous ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes

God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. - Michael Crichton
God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. – Michael Crichton
Welcome to Jurassic Park. - John Hammond
Welcome to Jurassic Park. – John Hammond
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. - Ian Malcolm
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. – Ian Malcolm
Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. - Alan Grant
Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. – Alan Grant
These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. - John Hammond
These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. – John Hammond
I've been alone in a water truck for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you. - Eric Kirby
I’ve been alone in a water truck for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you. – Eric Kirby
Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. - Ellie Sattler
Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. – Ellie Sattler
And I trust by now that you all know what the eventual outcome is going to be. You’re going to have to shut the thing down. - Ian Malcolm
And I trust by now that you all know what the eventual outcome is going to be. You’re going to have to shut the thing down. – Ian Malcolm
Maybe there's justice in the world after all. - Robert Muldoon
Maybe there’s justice in the world after all. – Robert Muldoon
I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas… you. - Sarah Harding
I’ve worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas… you. – Sarah Harding

19 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Ian Malcolm

That is one big pile of sht. - Ian Malcolm
That is one big pile of sh*t. – Ian Malcolm
Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. - Ian Malcolm
Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. – Ian Malcolm
You did it. You crazy son of a btch, you did it. - Ian Malcolm
You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch, you did it. – Ian Malcolm
But again, how do you know they’re all female Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts - Ian Malcolm
But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts? – Ian Malcolm
But if 'The Pirates of the Caribbean' breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. - Ian Malcolm
But if ‘The Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. – Ian Malcolm
What have they got in there, King Kong - Ian Malcolm
What have they got in there, King Kong? – Ian Malcolm
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right Hello - Ian Malcolm
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? – Ian Malcolm
Gee, the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh… staggers me. - Ian Malcolm
Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me. – Ian Malcolm
Boy, do I hate being right all the time. - Ian Malcolm
Boy, do I hate being right all the time. – Ian Malcolm
I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. - Ian Malcolm
I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. – Ian Malcolm
When you gotta go, you gotta go. - Ian Malcolm
When you gotta go, you gotta go. – Ian Malcolm
So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That's something. - Ian Malcolm
So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That’s something. – Ian Malcolm
'Ooh, ahh.' That's how it always starts. But then later, there's running and screaming. - Ian Malcolm
‘Ooh, ahh.’ That’s how it always starts. But then later, there’s running and screaming. – Ian Malcolm
If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people's headstones. - Ian Malcolm
If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people’s headstones. – Ian Malcolm
Mommy's very angry. - Ian Malcolm
Mommy’s very angry. – Ian Malcolm
We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens. - Ian Malcolm
We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens. – Ian Malcolm
If they don’t do it, someone else will. - Ian Malcolm
If they don’t do it, someone else will. – Ian Malcolm
So I wonder have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill - Ian Malcolm
So I wonder: have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill? – Ian Malcolm
You're well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything. - Ian Malcolm
You’re well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything. – Ian Malcolm

2 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Donald Gennaro

We’re gonna make a fortune with this place. - Donald Gennaro
We’re gonna make a fortune with this place. – Donald Gennaro
It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations. - Donald Gennaro
It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations. – Donald Gennaro

6 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by John Hammond

I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer! - John Hammond
I don’t believe it! You’re meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer! – John Hammond
Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers - John Hammond
Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? – John Hammond
So, who’s hungry - John Hammond
So, who’s hungry? – John Hammond
Spared no expense! - John Hammond
Spared no expense! – John Hammond
There is absolutely no problem with the island. - John Hammond
There is absolutely no problem with the island. – John Hammond
We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see. - John Hammond
We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see. – John Hammond

3 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Ellie Sattler

“Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.”

Ellie Sattler
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. - Ellie Sattler
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. – Ellie Sattler
Alan, he's three. Let's wait for the dinosaur lecture until he's five. - Ellie Sattler
Alan, he’s three. Let’s wait for the dinosaur lecture until he’s five. – Ellie Sattler

4 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Alan Grant

“Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?”

Alan Grant
Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park. - Alan Grant
Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park. – Alan Grant
That's the great thing about bones. They never run away. - Alan Grant
That’s the great thing about bones. They never run away. – Alan Grant
On this island there is no such thing as safe. - Alan Grant
On this island there is no such thing as safe. – Alan Grant

2 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Roland Tembo

You're coming up on a… Pachy… a pachy… oh, hl… uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck! - Roland Tembo
You’re coming up on a… Pachy… a pachy… oh, h**l… uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck! – Roland Tembo
Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down. - Roland Tembo
Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down. – Roland Tembo

3 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Robert Muldoon

You ready to live dangerously - Robert Muldoon
You ready to live dangerously? – Robert Muldoon
Clever girl. - Robert Muldoon
Clever girl. – Robert Muldoon
Quiet, all of you! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock. - Robert Muldoon
Quiet, all of you! They’re approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock. – Robert Muldoon

4 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. - John Hammond
There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. – John Hammond
That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception. - Tim
That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception. – Tim
Big Tim, the human piece of toast. - Alan Grant
Big Tim, the human piece of toast. – Alan Grant
(After running away from the T-Rex) You think they’ll have that on the tour - Ian Malcolm
(After running away from the T-Rex) You think they’ll have that on the tour? – Ian Malcolm

5 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes that Will Make You Think

Hold on to your butts. - Ray Arnold
Hold on to your butts. – Ray Arnold
A Do-you-think-he-saurus. - Tim Murphy
A Do-you-think-he-saurus. – Tim Murphy
Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent - Denis Nedry
Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent? – Denis Nedry
It's a UNIX System! I know this! - Lex Murphy
It’s a UNIX System! I know this! – Lex Murphy
An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it. - Peter Ludlow
An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it. – Peter Ludlow

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