58 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes Worth Remembering (DINOSAUR)

Updated onDecember 2, 2023

Top 10 Most Famous ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes

God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. - Michael Crichton — God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. – Michael Crichton

Welcome to Jurassic Park. - John Hammond — Welcome to Jurassic Park. – John Hammond

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. - Ian Malcolm — Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. – Ian Malcolm

Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. - Alan Grant — Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. – Alan Grant

These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. - John Hammond — These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way. – John Hammond

I've been alone in a water truck for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you. - Eric Kirby — I’ve been alone in a water truck for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you. – Eric Kirby

Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. - Ellie Sattler — Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. – Ellie Sattler

And I trust by now that you all know what the eventual outcome is going to be. You’re going to have to shut the thing down. - Ian Malcolm — And I trust by now that you all know what the eventual outcome is going to be. You’re going to have to shut the thing down. – Ian Malcolm

Maybe there's justice in the world after all. - Robert Muldoon — Maybe there’s justice in the world after all. – Robert Muldoon

I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas… you. - Sarah Harding — I’ve worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas… you. – Sarah Harding

19 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Ian Malcolm

That is one big pile of sht. - Ian Malcolm — That is one big pile of sh*t. – Ian Malcolm

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. - Ian Malcolm — Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. – Ian Malcolm

You did it. You crazy son of a btch, you did it. - Ian Malcolm — You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch, you did it. – Ian Malcolm

But again, how do you know they’re all female Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts - Ian Malcolm — But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts? – Ian Malcolm

But if 'The Pirates of the Caribbean' breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. - Ian Malcolm — But if ‘The Pirates of the Caribbean’ breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. – Ian Malcolm

What have they got in there, King Kong - Ian Malcolm — What have they got in there, King Kong? – Ian Malcolm

Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right Hello - Ian Malcolm — Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? – Ian Malcolm

Gee, the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh… staggers me. - Ian Malcolm — Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me. – Ian Malcolm

Boy, do I hate being right all the time. - Ian Malcolm — Boy, do I hate being right all the time. – Ian Malcolm

I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. - Ian Malcolm — I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. – Ian Malcolm

When you gotta go, you gotta go. - Ian Malcolm — When you gotta go, you gotta go. – Ian Malcolm

So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That's something. - Ian Malcolm — So you went from capitalist to naturalist in just four years. That’s something. – Ian Malcolm

'Ooh, ahh.' That's how it always starts. But then later, there's running and screaming. - Ian Malcolm — ‘Ooh, ahh.’ That’s how it always starts. But then later, there’s running and screaming. – Ian Malcolm

If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people's headstones. - Ian Malcolm — If you want to leave your name on something fine, but stop putting it on other people’s headstones. – Ian Malcolm

Mommy's very angry. - Ian Malcolm — Mommy’s very angry. – Ian Malcolm

We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens. - Ian Malcolm — We live in a world of frightful givens. It is given that you behave like this, given that you will care about that. No one thinks about the givens. – Ian Malcolm

If they don’t do it, someone else will. - Ian Malcolm — If they don’t do it, someone else will. – Ian Malcolm

So I wonder have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill - Ian Malcolm — So I wonder: have they learned, somewhere along the line, that humans are easy to kill? – Ian Malcolm

You're well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything. - Ian Malcolm — You’re well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything. – Ian Malcolm

2 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Donald Gennaro

We’re gonna make a fortune with this place. - Donald Gennaro — We’re gonna make a fortune with this place. – Donald Gennaro

It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations. - Donald Gennaro — It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations. – Donald Gennaro

6 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by John Hammond

I don't believe it! You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer! - John Hammond — I don’t believe it! You’re meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer! – John Hammond

Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers - John Hammond — Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers? – John Hammond

So, who’s hungry - John Hammond — So, who’s hungry? – John Hammond

Spared no expense! - John Hammond — Spared no expense! – John Hammond

There is absolutely no problem with the island. - John Hammond — There is absolutely no problem with the island. – John Hammond

We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see. - John Hammond — We have real dinosaurs out there now. That’s what people want to see. – John Hammond

3 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Ellie Sattler

“Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun.”
Ellie Sattler

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. - Ellie Sattler — Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. – Ellie Sattler

Alan, he's three. Let's wait for the dinosaur lecture until he's five. - Ellie Sattler — Alan, he’s three. Let’s wait for the dinosaur lecture until he’s five. – Ellie Sattler

4 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Alan Grant

“Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?”
Alan Grant

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park. - Alan Grant — Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park. – Alan Grant

That's the great thing about bones. They never run away. - Alan Grant — That’s the great thing about bones. They never run away. – Alan Grant

On this island there is no such thing as safe. - Alan Grant — On this island there is no such thing as safe. – Alan Grant

2 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Roland Tembo

You're coming up on a… Pachy… a pachy… oh, hl… uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck! - Roland Tembo — You’re coming up on a… Pachy… a pachy… oh, h**l… uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck! – Roland Tembo

Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down. - Roland Tembo — Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down. – Roland Tembo

3 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes by Robert Muldoon

You ready to live dangerously - Robert Muldoon — You ready to live dangerously? – Robert Muldoon

Clever girl. - Robert Muldoon — Clever girl. – Robert Muldoon

Quiet, all of you! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock. - Robert Muldoon — Quiet, all of you! They’re approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock. – Robert Muldoon

4 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. - John Hammond — There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds. – John Hammond

That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception. - Tim — That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception. – Tim

Big Tim, the human piece of toast. - Alan Grant — Big Tim, the human piece of toast. – Alan Grant

(After running away from the T-Rex) You think they’ll have that on the tour - Ian Malcolm — (After running away from the T-Rex) You think they’ll have that on the tour? – Ian Malcolm

5 ‘Jurassic Park’ Quotes that Will Make You Think

Hold on to your butts. - Ray Arnold — Hold on to your butts. – Ray Arnold

A Do-you-think-he-saurus. - Tim Murphy — A Do-you-think-he-saurus. – Tim Murphy

Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! See Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent - Denis Nedry — Look! Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent? – Denis Nedry

It's a UNIX System! I know this! - Lex Murphy — It’s a UNIX System! I know this! – Lex Murphy

An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it. - Peter Ludlow — An extinct animal brought back to life has no rights. It exists because we made it. We patented it. We own it. – Peter Ludlow

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