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24 Best Movie Quotes from ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ (2005 FILM)

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Top 10 Most Famous ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ Quotes

“Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die.”

John Smith
I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. - John Smith
I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. – John Smith
Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that's saying something! - John Smith
Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! – John Smith
We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being. - John Smith
We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. – John Smith
Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet. - Jane Smith
Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. – Jane Smith
In the end you start thinking about the beginning. - John Smith
In the end you start thinking about the beginning. – John Smith
I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted. - Eddie
I live with my mom because I choose to. She’s the only woman I’ve ever trusted. – Eddie
These fu get younger every year. - John Smith
These fu* get younger every year. – John Smith
Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry! - John Smith
Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! – John Smith
We'll talk about this later. - John Smith
We’ll talk about this later. – John Smith

8 Memorable ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ Quotes

There's this huge space between us. And it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What is that called - Jane Smith
There’s this huge space between us. And it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What is that called? – Jane Smith
There's nowhere I'd rather be than here with you. - Jane Smith
There’s nowhere I’d rather be than here with you. – Jane Smith
I love my wife. I want her to be happy. I want good things for her. But there are times… - John Smith
I love my wife. I want her to be happy. I want good things for her. But there are times… – John Smith
It's called evasive driving, sweetheart! - John Smith
It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! – John Smith
We should so not be allowed to buy these. - John Smith
We should so not be allowed to buy these. – John Smith
These doors are handy. - John Smith
These doors are handy. – John Smith
Web of lies! - John Smith
Web of lies! – John Smith
I'm slightly colorblind. Retinal scarring. - John Smith
I’m slightly colorblind. Retinal scarring. – John Smith

6 ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ Quotes by John Smith

We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had. - John Smith
We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. – John Smith
He's had my barbecue set for months. - John Smith
He’s had my barbecue set for months. – John Smith
Does that include weekends - John Smith
Does that include weekends? – John Smith
Sweetheart…! - John Smith
Sweetheart…! – John Smith
Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone. - John Smith
Let’s see if we can’t get a tune out of this trombone. – John Smith
Three ribs. Broken eye socket. Perforated eardrum. - John Smith
Three ribs. Broken eye socket. Perforated eardrum. – John Smith

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