100 of the Best Quotes from Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ (ADDAMS)

Top 12 Most Famous Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes (BEST)

Sometimes I act like I don't care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. - Wednesday Addams — Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. – Wednesday Addams

I'm not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. - Wednesday Addams — I’m not **friend** material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. – Wednesday Addams

You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. - Morticia — You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. – Morticia

I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. - Wednesday Addams — I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal **philosophy** is kill or be killed. – Wednesday Addams

For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. - Wednesday Addams — For the record I don’t **believe** that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. – Wednesday Addams

I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore. - Gomez — I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore. – Gomez

I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets. - Wednesday Addams — I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets. – Wednesday Addams

Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit. - Eugene — Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit**. – Eugene

I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. - Wednesday Addams — I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. – Wednesday Addams

Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. - Bianca (edited) — Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your **dreams**. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. – Bianca

Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. - Wednesday Addams — Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. – Wednesday Addams

I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. - Wednesday Addams — I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. – Wednesday Addams

10 Wise Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes About Life (WISDOM)

“There are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.”
Wednesday Addams

No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. - Wednesday Addams — No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for **happiness**, the good he seeks. – Wednesday Addams

The most interesting plants grow in the shade. - Ms. Thornhill — The most interesting plants grow in the shade. – Ms. Thornhill

“You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I’d say you’ve been more than adequate.”
Wednesday Addams

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. - Wednesday Addams — Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. – Wednesday Addams

The ability to not let others define you. It's a gift. - Ms. Thornhill — The **ability** to not let others define you. It’s a **gift**. – Ms. Thornhill

Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. - Wednesday Addams — Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. – Wednesday Addams

Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman. - Bianca — Fire tests **gold**, suffering tests a woman. – Bianca

If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse… - Wednesday Addams — If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse… – Wednesday Addams

I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don’t believe in coincidences. - Wednesday Addams — I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don’t believe in coincidences. – Wednesday Addams

31 Thought-provoking Quotes by Wednesday Addams (NETFLIX)

“I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.”
Wednesday Addams

They couldn't even spring for real pig's blood. - Wednesday Addams — They couldn’t even spring for real pig’s blood. – Wednesday Addams

I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation. - Wednesday Addams — I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation. – Wednesday Addams

I prefer to be vilified. - Wednesday Addams — I prefer to be vilified. – Wednesday Addams

“Edgar Allan Poe said, ‘Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.’ Clearly Nevermore’s most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.”
Wednesday Addams

There's nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. - Wednesday Addams — There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. – Wednesday Addams

I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. - Wednesday Addams — I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. – Wednesday Addams

“Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer, how could I refuse?”
Wednesday Addams

Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim - Wednesday Addams — Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim? – Wednesday Addams

These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. - Wednesday Addams — These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. – Wednesday Addams

Are you mansplaining my power - Wednesday Addams — Are you mansplaining my power? – Wednesday Addams

Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. - Wednesday Addams — Because **trust** and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our **relationship**. – Wednesday Addams

Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you [Enid]. - Wednesday Addams — Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you [Enid]. – Wednesday Addams

Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. - Wednesday Addams — Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. – Wednesday Addams

You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. - Wednesday Addams — You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. – Wednesday Addams

When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole. - Wednesday Addams — When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole. – Wednesday Addams

Drips is for people who hate themselves and know that their lives have no real purpose or meaning. - Wednesday Addams — Drips is for people who hate themselves and know that their lives have no real **purpose** or meaning. – Wednesday Addams

This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one. - Wednesday Addams — This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one. – Wednesday Addams

I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks. - Wednesday Addams — I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks. – Wednesday Addams

There were so many threads to my investigation, I could weave a burial shroud. - Wednesday Addams — There were so many threads to my investigation, I could weave a burial shroud. – Wednesday Addams

How well do we really know our parents - Wednesday Addams — How well do we really know our parents? – Wednesday Addams

I enjoy funerals. I've been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. - Wednesday Addams — I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. – Wednesday Addams

I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. - Wednesday Addams — I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. – Wednesday Addams

So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude - Wednesday Addams — So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude? – Wednesday Addams

I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much. - Wednesday Addams — I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much. – Wednesday Addams

I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that. - Wednesday Addams — I could eat Girl Scouts for **breakfast**. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that. – Wednesday Addams

If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. - Wednesday Addams — If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. – Wednesday Addams

What kind of dystopian hellscape is this - Wednesday Addams — What kind of dystopian hellscape is this? – Wednesday Addams

My appetite eludes me, Mother. The same way the truth eludes you. - Wednesday Addams — My appetite eludes me, Mother. The same way the **truth** eludes you. – Wednesday Addams

Every day is all about me. - Wednesday Addams — Every day is all about me. – Wednesday Addams

I figured since you no longer have an old vendetta to obsess over, you’re free to solve some real crime. - Wednesday Addams — I figured since you no longer have an old vendetta to obsess over, you’re free to solve some real crime. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Reaching Out to the Dead

In case you're wondering, I don't hold seances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead - Wednesday Addams — In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold seances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead? – Wednesday Addams

I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative. - Wednesday Addams — I was reaching into the black maw of **death** to contact a relative. – Wednesday Addams

You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried. - Wednesday Addams — You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Torture

Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer. - Wednesday Addams — Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side **hustle** as a torturer. – Wednesday Addams

I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. - Wednesday Addams — I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. – Wednesday Addams

Just some light torture. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a mark. - Wednesday Addams — Just some light torture. Don’t **worry**, I won’t leave a mark. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Birthdays

I should have known you were behind this. What part of no party under the penalty of death do you not understand - Wednesday Addams — I should have known you were behind this. What part of “no party under the penalty of death” do you not understand? – Wednesday Addams

I haven't always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I'm a year closer to death's cold embrace. What's not to like about that - Wednesday Addams — I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace. What’s not to like about that? – Wednesday Addams

Birthday, yes. Happy, never. - Wednesday Addams — Birthday, yes. Happy, never. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Being Kidnapped

“Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.”
Wednesday Addams

And just like that, my hopes were dashed against the rocks of bitter disappointment. My foe was no psychotic killer. More like a bunch of high school clowns. - Wednesday Addams — And just like that, my hopes were dashed against the rocks of bitter **disappointment**. My foe was no psychotic killer. More like a bunch of high school clowns. – Wednesday Addams

It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name. - Wednesday Addams — It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Love

Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type. - Wednesday Addams — Of course the first boy I **kiss** would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type. – Wednesday Addams

Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me. - Wednesday Addams — Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Adolescence

“Listen, people like me and you, we’re different. We’re original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.”
Wednesday Addams

I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés. - Wednesday Addams — I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés. – Wednesday Addams

5 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Showing Emotions

Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears. - Wednesday Addams — **Emotions** are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears. – Wednesday Addams

Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. - Wednesday Addams — Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. – Wednesday Addams

Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. - Wednesday Addams — Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. – Wednesday Addams

If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm enjoying myself. - Wednesday Addams — If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good **chance** I’m enjoying myself. – Wednesday Addams

It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code. - Wednesday Addams — It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Gomez Addams

Wednesday always looks half dead. - Gomez — Wednesday always looks half dead. – Gomez

Look at you my little deathtrap. - Gomez — Look at you my little deathtrap. – Gomez

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Morticia Addams

Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color. - Morticia — Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color. – Morticia

I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder, I've never loved you more. - Morticia — I don’t know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder, I’ve never loved you more. – Morticia

2 Funny Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Uncle Fester

You know, when you me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. - Uncle Fester — You know, when you me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. – Uncle Fester

But you know lobotomies. They're kind of like tattoos. Can't just get one. - Uncle Fester — But you know lobotomies. They’re kind of like **tattoos**. Can’t just get one. – Uncle Fester

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Ms. Thornhill

Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. - Ms. Thornhill — Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. – Ms. Thornhill

Never meet your heroes. - Ms. Thornhill — Never meet your heroes. – Ms. Thornhill

5 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Enid

I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning. - Enid — I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning. – Enid

I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. - Enid — I’ve **learned** so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. – Enid

Not hugging is kind of our thing. - Enid — Not **hugging** is kind of our thing. – Enid

I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. - Enid — I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. – Enid

Most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give. - Enid — Most people spend their entire **lives** pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give. – Enid

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Tyler

Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. - Tyler — Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. – Tyler

Kind of a deja vu thing we got going on huh - Tyler — Kind of a deja vu thing we got going on huh? – Tyler

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Eugene

When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. - Eugene — When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. – Eugene

Hummers stick together, right - Eugene — Hummers stick together, right? – Eugene

4 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes About Schools and Nevermore

“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”
Wednesday Addams