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100 of the Best Quotes from Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ (ADDAMS)

Top 12 Most Famous Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes (BEST)

Sometimes I act like I don't care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. - Wednesday Addams
Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. – Wednesday Addams
I'm not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. - Wednesday Addams
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. – Wednesday Addams
You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. - Morticia
You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. – Morticia
I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. - Wednesday Addams
I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. – Wednesday Addams
For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. - Wednesday Addams
For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. – Wednesday Addams
I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore. - Gomez
I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore. – Gomez
I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets. - Wednesday Addams
I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets. – Wednesday Addams
Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit. - Eugene
Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit**. – Eugene
I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. - Wednesday Addams
I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. – Wednesday Addams
Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. - Bianca (edited)
Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. – Bianca
Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. - Wednesday Addams
Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. – Wednesday Addams
I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. - Wednesday Addams
I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. – Wednesday Addams

10 Wise Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes About Life (WISDOM)

“There are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.”

Wednesday Addams
No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. - Wednesday Addams
No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. – Wednesday Addams
The most interesting plants grow in the shade. - Ms. Thornhill
The most interesting plants grow in the shade. – Ms. Thornhill

“You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I’d say you’ve been more than adequate.”

Wednesday Addams
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. - Wednesday Addams
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. – Wednesday Addams
The ability to not let others define you. It's a gift. - Ms. Thornhill
The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift. – Ms. Thornhill
Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. - Wednesday Addams
Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. – Wednesday Addams
Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman. - Bianca
Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman. – Bianca
If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse… - Wednesday Addams
If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse… – Wednesday Addams
I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don’t believe in coincidences. - Wednesday Addams
I don’t believe in mandatory volunteer work, sugar-coated history, or happy endings. But most of all… I don’t believe in coincidences. – Wednesday Addams

31 Thought-provoking Quotes by Wednesday Addams (NETFLIX)

“I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.”

Wednesday Addams
They couldn't even spring for real pig's blood. - Wednesday Addams
They couldn’t even spring for real pig’s blood. – Wednesday Addams
I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation. - Wednesday Addams
I read serial killer diaries with better punctuation. – Wednesday Addams
I prefer to be vilified. - Wednesday Addams
I prefer to be vilified. – Wednesday Addams

“Edgar Allan Poe said, ‘Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.’ Clearly Nevermore’s most famous alumni picked that up here. No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.”

Wednesday Addams
There's nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. - Wednesday Addams
There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. – Wednesday Addams
I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. - Wednesday Addams
I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. – Wednesday Addams

“Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer, how could I refuse?”

Wednesday Addams
Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim - Wednesday Addams
Why am I sharing this apocalypse with a pilgrim? – Wednesday Addams
These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. - Wednesday Addams
These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. – Wednesday Addams
Are you mansplaining my power - Wednesday Addams
Are you mansplaining my power? – Wednesday Addams
Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. - Wednesday Addams
Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. – Wednesday Addams
Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you [Enid]. - Wednesday Addams
Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you [Enid]. – Wednesday Addams
Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. - Wednesday Addams
Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. – Wednesday Addams
You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. - Wednesday Addams
You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. – Wednesday Addams
When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole. - Wednesday Addams
When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole. – Wednesday Addams
Drips is for people who hate themselves and know that their lives have no real purpose or meaning. - Wednesday Addams
Drips is for people who hate themselves and know that their lives have no real purpose or meaning. – Wednesday Addams
This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one. - Wednesday Addams
This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party. But not this one. – Wednesday Addams
I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks. - Wednesday Addams
I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks. – Wednesday Addams
There were so many threads to my investigation, I could weave a burial shroud. - Wednesday Addams
There were so many threads to my investigation, I could weave a burial shroud. – Wednesday Addams
How well do we really know our parents - Wednesday Addams
How well do we really know our parents? – Wednesday Addams
I enjoy funerals. I've been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. - Wednesday Addams
I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section. – Wednesday Addams
I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. - Wednesday Addams
I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. – Wednesday Addams
So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude - Wednesday Addams
So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude? – Wednesday Addams
I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much. - Wednesday Addams
I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much. – Wednesday Addams
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that. - Wednesday Addams
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that. – Wednesday Addams
If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. - Wednesday Addams
If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. – Wednesday Addams
What kind of dystopian hellscape is this - Wednesday Addams
What kind of dystopian hellscape is this? – Wednesday Addams
My appetite eludes me, Mother. The same way the truth eludes you. - Wednesday Addams
My appetite eludes me, Mother. The same way the truth eludes you. – Wednesday Addams
Every day is all about me. - Wednesday Addams
Every day is all about me. – Wednesday Addams
I figured since you no longer have an old vendetta to obsess over, you’re free to solve some real crime. - Wednesday Addams
I figured since you no longer have an old vendetta to obsess over, you’re free to solve some real crime. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Reaching Out to the Dead

In case you're wondering, I don't hold seances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead - Wednesday Addams
In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold seances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead? – Wednesday Addams
I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative. - Wednesday Addams
I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative. – Wednesday Addams
You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried. - Wednesday Addams
You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Torture

Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer. - Wednesday Addams
Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer. – Wednesday Addams
I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. - Wednesday Addams
I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. – Wednesday Addams
Just some light torture. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a mark. - Wednesday Addams
Just some light torture. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a mark. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Birthdays

I should have known you were behind this. What part of no party under the penalty of death do you not understand - Wednesday Addams
I should have known you were behind this. What part of “no party under the penalty of death” do you not understand? – Wednesday Addams
I haven't always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I'm a year closer to death's cold embrace. What's not to like about that - Wednesday Addams
I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace. What’s not to like about that? – Wednesday Addams
Birthday, yes. Happy, never. - Wednesday Addams
Birthday, yes. Happy, never. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Being Kidnapped

“Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.”

Wednesday Addams
And just like that, my hopes were dashed against the rocks of bitter disappointment. My foe was no psychotic killer. More like a bunch of high school clowns. - Wednesday Addams
And just like that, my hopes were dashed against the rocks of bitter disappointment. My foe was no psychotic killer. More like a bunch of high school clowns. – Wednesday Addams
It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name. - Wednesday Addams
It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Love

Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type. - Wednesday Addams
Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type. – Wednesday Addams
Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me. - Wednesday Addams
Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Adolescence

“Listen, people like me and you, we’re different. We’re original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don’t need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.”

Wednesday Addams
I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés. - Wednesday Addams
I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés. – Wednesday Addams

5 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Showing Emotions

Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears. - Wednesday Addams
Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears. – Wednesday Addams
Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.  - Wednesday Addams
Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. – Wednesday Addams
Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. - Wednesday Addams
Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. – Wednesday Addams
If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm enjoying myself. - Wednesday Addams
If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m enjoying myself. – Wednesday Addams
It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code. - Wednesday Addams
It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Gomez Addams

Wednesday always looks half dead. - Gomez
Wednesday always looks half dead. – Gomez
Look at you my little deathtrap. - Gomez
Look at you my little deathtrap. – Gomez

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Morticia Addams

Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color. - Morticia
Please excuse Wednesday, she’s allergic to color. – Morticia
I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder, I've never loved you more. - Morticia
I don’t know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder, I’ve never loved you more. – Morticia

2 Funny Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Uncle Fester

You know, when you me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. - Uncle Fester
You know, when you me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. – Uncle Fester
But you know lobotomies. They're kind of like tattoos. Can't just get one. - Uncle Fester
But you know lobotomies. They’re kind of like tattoos. Can’t just get one. – Uncle Fester

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Ms. Thornhill

Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. - Ms. Thornhill
Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. – Ms. Thornhill
Never meet your heroes. - Ms. Thornhill
Never meet your heroes. – Ms. Thornhill

5 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Enid

I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning. - Enid
I can’t believe I’m actually going to miss your creepy, lifeless eyes waking me up every morning. – Enid
I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. - Enid
I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. – Enid
Not hugging is kind of our thing. - Enid
Not hugging is kind of our thing. – Enid
I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. - Enid
I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. – Enid
Most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give. - Enid
Most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give. – Enid

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Tyler

Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. - Tyler
Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. – Tyler
Kind of a deja vu thing we got going on huh - Tyler
Kind of a deja vu thing we got going on huh? – Tyler

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes by Eugene

When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. - Eugene
When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. – Eugene
Hummers stick together, right - Eugene
Hummers stick together, right? – Eugene

4 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes About Schools and Nevermore

“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”

Wednesday Addams
Nevermore is like no other boarding school. It’s a magical place. - Gomez
Nevermore is like no other boarding school. It’s a magical place. – Gomez
Nevermore was created as a safe haven for our children to learn and to grow, no matter who or what they are. - Larissa Weems
Nevermore was created as a safe haven for our children to learn and to grow, no matter who or what they are. – Larissa Weems
When I came to Nevermore, romance was the last thing on my mind. But when you kissed me, you opened my eyes, and suddenly it all made sense. - Wednesday Addams
When I came to Nevermore, romance was the last thing on my mind. But when you kissed me, you opened my eyes, and suddenly it all made sense. – Wednesday Addams

3 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes on Friendship

You've actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag. - Uncle Fester
You’ve actually made a friend. That poor kid will be going home in a body bag. – Uncle Fester
Being your friend should come with a warning label. - Xavier
Being your friend should come with a warning label. – Xavier
Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. - Wednesday Addams
Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. – Wednesday Addams

2 Netflix’s ‘Wednesday’ Quotes That Will Make You Think

I like to win. Is that so wrong - Bianca Barclay
I like to win. Is that so wrong? – Bianca Barclay
Miss Addams, you certainly have had a very interesting educational journey. - Head Mistress
Miss Addams, you certainly have had a very interesting educational journey. – Head Mistress

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