35 Pete Davidson Quotes About Life (COMEDIAN)

Top 16 Most Famous Pete Davidson Quotes (BEST)

“I’m not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I’m making fun of it so I feel better. I don’t want people to think any time there’s a tragedy that I’m going to make a joke about it. It’s only funny to me because it’s personal to me. And that was always the goal. It wasn’t to be this insult person.”
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Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anymore.

I think a lot of people are afraid of being happy because of what others might think. But if you're happy, who the hell cares? — I think a lot of people are afraid of being happy because of what others might think. But if you’re happy, who the hell cares?

Comedy is a great way to release tension. People forget that sometimes.

I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going. — I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a **laugh** and then keep going and keep going.

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. — I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets.

I'm not good at the future, I'm not good at the past, and the present, I'm pretty much constantly screwing up. — I’m not good at the **future**, I’m not good at the past, and the present, I’m pretty much constantly screwing up.

I think people are meant to be with whoever they're meant to be with, and it doesn't have to be a boy or a girl, or a this or a that. It's literally, you just love who you love. — I think people are meant to be with whoever they’re meant to be with, and it doesn’t have to be a boy or a girl, or a this or a that. It’s literally, you just **love** who you love.

It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts. — It’s not good to be lit all the **time** and have no clear-headed thoughts.

You're not going to be everyone's cup of tea. I just happen to be a cup of tea that's filled with whiskey and regrets. — You’re not going to be everyone’s cup of **tea**. I just happen to be a cup of tea that’s filled with whiskey and regrets.

There have been a couple of times when kids that weren’t nice to me in high school are like, ‘Hey, man!’ And I’m just like, ‘Yeah. Thank you very much.’

“I don’t let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It’s not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!”
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I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not. — I have no idea how to do sketches, **believe** it or not.

There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine. — There are people for everybody, and **luckily**, I found mine.

I've made a lot of questionable choices, and a couple of them need removing, it takes like a month for it to heal. But like it's pretty much off this hand. — I’ve made a lot of questionable choices, and a couple of them need removing, it takes like a month for it to heal. But like it’s pretty much off this hand.

7 Pete Davidson Quotes on Stand-up and Performing

“I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn’t matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes – I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it’s not going well, I can just have fun.”
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I get nervous all the time. The only time I’m not nervous is onstage, which is weird.

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy. — I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really **happy**.

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts. — I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my **mind**. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

“I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did.”
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I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you’re hanging out with someone for an hour. I like to just talk.

I’m the most awkward person in the world, but on stage, I’m completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

5 Pete Davidson Quotes on SNL and Television

“I think when you first get in a relationship and you’re on television, you don’t realize that when you post a photo of you and your girlfriend, you’re pretty much announcing to the world your relationship.”
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I don’t like going out. I’m more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don’t like leaving; I don’t like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.

SNL has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show. — SNL has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the **opportunity** to shine on that show.

“My jokes have definitely changed. ‘SNL’ has helped with that, because when you’re on ‘SNL,’ you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now.”
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I’m not the first person to say this, but communication at ‘SNL’ – I don’t want to say it’s not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what’s going on. — I’m not the first person to say this, but **communication** at ‘SNL’ – I don’t want to say it’s not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what’s going on.

2 Pete Davison Quotes on Social Media

“Well, I don’t really have Instagram — I don’t have Instagram or Twitter or any of that stuff. So, most of my daily life is getting into cars and showing up to a set, or, if I’m off, I just either hang with my friends or chill with my girlfriend inside. So I don’t do much.”
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I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money. — I feel like every time I tweet, I lose **money**.

5 Pete Davidson Quotes that Will Make You Think

“People love to tear you off your pedestal, just ’cause you’re really rich or you’re the best at tennis or you go to a charity event with 200 kids even though you’re dripping with COVID.”
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I got in trouble last year because I was making some jokes.

I'm great. As you know I've had a really crazy month, and I want to talk about something that matters a lot to me, ok, mental health? — I’m great. As you know I’ve had a really crazy month, and I want to talk about something that matters a lot to me, ok, mental health?

“I’m going on a little ‘vacation,’ the kind of vacation where insurance pays for some of it, and they take your phone and shoelaces. And you have roommates, but it still costs like $100,000.”
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