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65 Will Rogers Quotes on Life & Money (FUNNY)

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023

Top 10 Most Famous Will Rogers Quotes (BEST)

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like. — Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. — When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. — It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. — There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. — Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. — If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. — The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.

3 Will Rogers Quotes on Success

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. — If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. — The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. — You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.

2 Will Rogers Quotes About Worrying

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. — Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

7 Wise Will Rogers Quotes Money

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up. — Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. — Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. — Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. — Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

America has the best politicians money can buy.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. — The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

7 Funny Will Rogers Quotes

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. — An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. — Last year we said, ‘Things can’t go on like this’, and they didn’t, they got worse.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. — There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. — The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

14 Will Rogers Quotes on Politics

“I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don’t know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can’t run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That’s the biggest single business in the World.”
Will Rogers

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. — There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. — The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so. — The problem in America isn’t so much what people don’t know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain’t so.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. — Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge. — Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. — If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. — If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

4 Will Rogers Quotes About Life

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. — Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. — Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.

9 Wise Will Rogers Quotes to Live By (WISDOM)

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. — Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. — People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Common sense ain't common. — Common sense ain’t common.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. — A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again. — There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don’t take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

9 Will Rogers Quotes that Will Make You Think

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money. — I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. — It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so. — Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? — If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. — We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

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