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21 Maya Rudolph Quotes About Life (FUNNY)

Top 10 Most Famous Maya Rudolph Quotes (BEST)

“I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don’t really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.”

Maya Rudolph
I'm always learning when I'm surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I'm learning.
I’m always learning when I’m surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I’m learning.
Hold onto your old friends. Kiss your mama. Admit what your dreams are.
Hold onto your old friends. Kiss your mama. Admit what your dreams are.
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
You don’t want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, ‘You’re going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns – enjoy!’
I don't look my best when I wake up. But, I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.
I don’t look my best when I wake up. But, I do feel beautiful when I’m tired and happy and I’ve had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.
I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.
I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.
I like being a funny lady. I think there's nothing sexier than a funny lady.
I like being a funny lady. I think there’s nothing sexier than a funny lady.
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they’re your children.
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.

3 Maya Rudolph Quotes on Success

In improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as, yes and.
In improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as, yes and.
I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.
I never thought I’d get a chance to do what I’m doing. It’s such a dream.
To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.
To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.

3 Maya Rudolph Quotes on Sketch Comedy and Writing

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
I’ve been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.
I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

3 Maya Rudolph Quotes on Life and Parenting

“It’s funny when you think back on the parent you thought you would be before you had kids and how you judge other parents. Then you give in to the reality of it and just wing it.”

Maya Rudolph
Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.
Most of my life I didn’t feel very normal. There’s definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I’ve finally graduated and I’m a normal lady.
There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.
There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn’t be here to see this.

2 Maya Rudolph Quotes on People who Dislike Children

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
I’ve met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
I think that people who don’t like kids are awful people.

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