42 Best Tracy Morgan Quotes About Life (COMEDY)

Top 14 Most Famous Tracy Morgan Quotes (BEST)

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life. — Don’t follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be **happy** and have joy in your **life**.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly. — And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I’m a beautiful, black butterfly.

You can't break me. I'm like a rubber band, I bounce back. — You can’t break me. I’m like a rubber band, I bounce back.

I'm a firm believer that laughter heals the soul. — I’m a firm believer that **laughter** heals the soul.

If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. — If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life, it’s that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn’t kill people.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — My sense of **humor** is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing. — If you don’t **laugh**, you’re going to cry and people are **crying**. That’s why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.

When I'm improvising, I'm channeling God. He's just borrowing my vocal cords for a little while. — When I’m improvising, I’m channeling God. He’s just borrowing my vocal cords for a little while.

Some women are built for war. Some women are built for nurturing. Some women are built for both. Some men too.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Cool is the enemy of funny. You can’t be cool and be funny at the same time. Only **Eddie Murphy** could do that.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. — I’m not afraid to **die**. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

You've got to learn to laugh at yourself. Otherwise, you're just going to be miserable. — You’ve got to learn to laugh at yourself. Otherwise, you’re just going to be miserable.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. — If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny.

17 Wise Tracy Morgan Quotes About Life

“They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F* that – when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s* down. I’ve got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain’t even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you’ll hear it whining.”
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We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. — We have **freedom** of speech, but you got to watch what you say.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me. — I see **knowledge** of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here. — In my heart, I really don’t care who you **love**, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that’s the important thing here.

Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down. — Most people don’t know what’s happening around them because they’re just speeding through life. And before they know it, they’re just old. So I just try to slow it down.

“The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.”
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I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are. — I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts. — What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I’ve realized nothing lasts.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing. — Make your judgments and then you don’t have to worry about it. You’re always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle. — I’m old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.

“When a child is born, it’s born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I’m still a good person, and I thank God for that – He’s working with me on it.”
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Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He’s one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people.

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life. — I don’t take any **relationships** for granted and I won’t ever again. I just enjoy **life**.

I live life and I don't take it for granted. — I live life and I don’t take it for granted.

When I do stand-up… I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me. — When I do stand-up… I get to do whatever I want to do. There’s no boundaries. You’ll get to know me. You’ll leave with a piece of me.

That's a gift God's given us the ability to work together in collaborations. — That’s a **gift** God’s given us: the ability to work together in **collaborations**.

Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life. — Stand-up is my foundation. That’s where it started at. And I love it because it’s personal. It’s mine. It’s all me. It’s my experience in life.

6 Funny Tracy Morgan Quotes that will Make You Laugh

I'm an animal lover. I love to eat them. — I’m an animal lover. I love to eat them.

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

I can't watch American Idol… it's like karaoke without the booze. — I can’t watch American Idol… it’s like karaoke without the booze.

I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes. — I got five kids – I claim three for income tax purposes.

5 Tracy Morgan Quotes that will Make You Think

“I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it’s cool to have strong and powerful pets.”
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