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Top 85 Quotes About Fake People (SARCASTIC)

11 Most Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People

Sometimes it’s not the people who change; it’s the mask that falls off.
Sometimes it’s not the people who change; it’s the mask that falls off.
The crap you hear about me might be true, or it could be as fake as the person who told you.
The crap you hear about me might be true, or it could be as fake as the person who told you.
People will stab you in the back and then ask why you’re bleeding.
People will stab you in the back and then ask why you’re bleeding.
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first. – Steve Irwin
Some friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.
Some friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.
Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.
Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.
Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.
Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.
People’s bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
People’s bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake.
Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake.
Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.
Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.
Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.
Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.

11 Quotes About Real Friends vs Fake Friends

You don’t lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends, and you’re better for it. – Mandy Hale
You don’t lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends, and you’re better for it. – Mandy Hale
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports. – Richard Burton
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports. – Richard Burton
Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but real friends are hardest to find and hardest to lose.
Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but real friends are hardest to find and hardest to lose.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.
You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.
As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.
As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.
A real situation will always expose a fake friend.
A real situation will always expose a fake friend.
True friends cry when you leave. Fake friends leave when you cry.
True friends cry when you leave. Fake friends leave when you cry.
Growing up means realizing a lot of your friends aren’t really your friends.
Growing up means realizing a lot of your friends aren’t really your friends.
True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse.
True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse.
I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real, or be gone.
I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real, or be gone.

14 Deep Quotes About Fake People

“Before you count your friends, make sure you can count on them. Some friends are only around when they want something from you but are never there when you need something from them.”

Rashida Rowe
People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the WRONG people is the loneliest thing in the world.
People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the WRONG people is the loneliest thing in the world.
Only a true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back.
Only a true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back.
You will never have to question the intentions or integrity of people who have your best interest at heart. – Germany Kent
You will never have to question the intentions or integrity of people who have your best interest at heart. – Germany Kent
Perfect people aren’t real and real people aren’t perfect. - Paulo Coelho
Perfect people aren’t real and real people aren’t perfect. – Paulo Coelho
Being fake is so common now that being real is seen as offensive. - Chris Ruden
Being fake is so common now that being real is seen as offensive. – Chris Ruden
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.
Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.
Not my job to expose the fake. In due time they expose themselves.
Not my job to expose the fake. In due time they expose themselves.
Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.
Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.
Someone who smiles too much with you can sometimes frown too much with you at your back. – Michael Bassey Johnson
Someone who smiles too much with you can sometimes frown too much with you at your back. – Michael Bassey Johnson
People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves.
People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves.
Sometimes you have to take people for who they say they are, because eventually the person they really are will be revealed.
Sometimes you have to take people for who they say they are, because eventually the person they really are will be revealed.
Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.
Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.
The problem is, people are being hated when they’re real and loved when they’re fake. - Bob Marley
The problem is, people are being hated when they’re real and loved when they’re fake. – Bob Marley

6 Quotes About Fake Friends Vs. Real Enemies

An open enemy is better than a false friend.
An open enemy is better than a false friend.
One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies.
One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies.
Fake friends can cause much more damage to you than a real enemy.
Fake friends can cause much more damage to you than a real enemy.
When you become successful, you will get many false friends and true enemies.
When you become successful, you will get many false friends and true enemies.
Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

11 Wise Quotes About Fake Friends So You Don’t Fall For Their Traps

“Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour. True friends are like stars, you don’t always see them but they are always there.”

Habeeb Akande
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. – Alice Walker
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. – Alice Walker
They use different people for different things for their own benefit.
They use different people for different things for their own benefit.
Fake friends once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
Fake friends: once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem is them… they always say the problem is someone else. – Darlene Quimet
Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem is them… they always say the problem is someone else. – Darlene Quimet

“Everybody isn’t your friend. Just because they hang around you and laugh with you doesn’t mean you are your friends. People pretend well. At the end of the day, real situations expose fake people, so pay attention.”

Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t care. - Hachiman Hikigaya
Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t care. – Hachiman Hikigaya

“Fake people are only nice when it’s convenient for them or they usually have a hidden agenda. Genuinely nice people go out of their way to help others and they have an honest heart. Stick with the ones who never let you down and keep their promises. You can’t fake that.”

Some people forget about you, until they want something from you.
Some people forget about you, until they want something from you.
I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.
I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.

17 Wise Quotes About Fake People & Fake Friends that Will Make You Think

“Fake people hate honesty. It’s the lies that keep them feeling good about themselves and their lives. So share your true feelings about their actions and watch how they fade away.”

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. – Arnold H. Glasow
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. – Arnold H. Glasow
Fake people always think others are fake. - Tomichan Matheikal
Fake people always think others are fake. – Tomichan Matheikal
Life is full of fake peoples but before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them.
Life is full of fake peoples but before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them.
Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family.
Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family.
Most people want to see you do better, but not doing better than them. – London Mond
Most people want to see you do better, but not doing better than them. – London Mond
I laugh with many but don’t trust any!
I laugh with many but don’t trust any!
I love straight forward people. The lack of drama makes life so much easier.
I love straight forward people. The lack of drama makes life so much easier.
Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. ― Sara Shepard
Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. ― Sara Shepard
Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.
Pay close attention to the people who don’t clap when you win.
Being too nice is almost like a crime nowadays. Fake friends are everywhere.
Being too nice is almost like a crime nowadays. Fake friends are everywhere.
A sign of wisdom: you avoid people with bad vibes. - Maxime Lagacé
A sign of wisdom: you avoid people with bad vibes. – Maxime Lagacé
When people are two faced the only thing you’ll know for sure is that you can’t trust either of them.
When people are two faced the only thing you’ll know for sure is that you can’t trust either of them.
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. – Chris Jammi
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. – Chris Jammi
Everyone wants the truth but no one wants to be honest.
Everyone wants the truth but no one wants to be honest.
People wears a mask of lie so they look attractive, so be careful.
People wears a mask of lie so they look attractive, so be careful.
A true friend cares about what’s going on in your life. A fake friend will make their problems sound bigger. Be a true friend.
A true friend cares about what’s going on in your life. A fake friend will make their problems sound bigger. Be a true friend.

11 Savage Quotes for Fake People and Fake Friends

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.
It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside ― Jess C. Scott
What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside? ― Jess C. Scott
I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
Counting other people’s sins, does not make you saint.
Counting other people’s sins, does not make you saint.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
When you delete hypocrites from your life, good things will start happening and it won’t be a coincidence. - Paulo Coelho
When you delete hypocrites from your life, good things will start happening and it won’t be a coincidence. – Paulo Coelho
Our life is too short for fake butter, cheese and people.
Our life is too short for fake butter, cheese and people.
You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.
You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.
I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.
I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.
Wherever you are, find the best company you can. If that means being alone, so be it. - James Pierce
Wherever you are, find the best company you can. If that means being alone, so be it. – James Pierce

4 Quotes About Fake People in Relationships

Your words mean nothing when your actions are the complete opposite.
Your words mean nothing when your actions are the complete opposite.
Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.
Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.
Letting go of toxic people in your life is a big step in loving yourself. – Hussein Nishah
Letting go of toxic people in your life is a big step in loving yourself. – Hussein Nishah
It makes no sense to try to extend a friendship that was only meant to be a season into a lifetime. – Mandy Hale
It makes no sense to try to extend a friendship that was only meant to be a season into a lifetime. – Mandy Hale

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