45 Senior Yearbook Quotes that Never Get Old (FUNNY)

Updated onDecember 3, 2023

Top 14 Most Famous & Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes (BEST)

I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. - Stephanie Flores — I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. – Stephanie Flores

It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys. – Adam Sandler — It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys. – Adam Sandler

Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you. — Jenna Mourey — Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you. — Jenna Mourey

When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. — George Carlin — Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. — George Carlin

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. — Gloria Steinem — The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. — Gloria Steinem

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain — Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain

I had to put my grades up for adoption because I could not raise them.

I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I still don’t.

High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.

Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming. — Paris Hilton — Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming. — Paris Hilton

Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in space, which is cool. — Katya Zamolodchikova

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep — Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

I listen to Taylor Swift more than I listen to my teachers. — I listen to Taylor Swift more than I listen to my teachers.

9 Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes You Can Relate

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese

I am always right, except when I’m wrong, which is often.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate. – Franco Citlalli — Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate. – Franco Citlalli

Should've burned this place down when I had the chance. — Michael Scott — Should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance. — Michael Scott

I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular. — Gretchen Weiners — I’m sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular. — Gretchen Weiners

God knew I would be too powerful if I could do Math.

I don’t wish I was Beyonce; Beyonce wishes she was me. — I don’t wish I was Beyonce; Beyonce wishes she was me.

I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.

Don't follow your dreams, follow my Instagram [insert Instagram handle]. — Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Instagram: [insert Instagram handle].

11 Inspirational Senior Yearbook Quotes About Life

One of the lessons that I grew up with was to always stay true to yourself and never let what somebody else says distract you from your goals. — Michelle Obama — One of the lessons that I grew up with was to always stay true to yourself and never let what somebody else says distract you from your goals. — Michelle Obama

I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour is that moment when he has worked his heart out and lies exhausted on the battlefield. - Vince Lombardi — I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour is that moment when he has worked his heart out and lies exhausted on the battlefield. – Vince Lombardi

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. – Vince Lombardi — Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. – Vince Lombardi

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau — Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. – Henry David Thoreau

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. — John Lennon — Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. — John Lennon

Don’t just get involved. Fight for your seat at the table. Better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table. – Barack Obama — Don’t just get involved. Fight for your seat at the table. Better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table. – Barack Obama

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. - Jim Carrey — You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey

Never memorize something that you can look up. ― Albert Einstein — Never memorize something that you can look up. ― Albert Einstein

Life isn’t how to survive the storm; it’s about how to dance in the rain. – Taylor Swift — Life isn’t how to survive the storm; it’s about how to dance in the rain. – Taylor Swift

Limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan — Limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. – Michael Jordan

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. — Dr. Seuss — You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. — Dr. Seuss

11 Deep Senior Yearbook Quotes that will Make You Think

Don’t ever confuse the two, your life and your work. The second is only part of the first. – Anna Quindlen

What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us. – Henry David Thoreau — What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us. – Henry David Thoreau

You shouldn’t have to dim your light to let another person shine. - Nicki Minaj — You shouldn’t have to dim your light to let another person shine. – Nicki Minaj

Opinions are like mixtapes. I don’t want to hear yours.

I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. - Ron Swanson — I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. – Ron Swanson

Now go, and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. – Neil Gaiman

If I‘ve learned one thing in school, it is that these quotes are the only thing that matter.

Life is not perfect, but your makeup can be.

It was a time of learning, having fun, and meeting friends. Now is the time to start conquering the world. — It was a time of learning, having fun, and meeting friends. Now is the time to start conquering the world.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You are gonna love it! - Monica Geller — Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You are gonna love it! – Monica Geller

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. — Dr. Seuss — Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened. — Dr. Seuss

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